geeksotospeak: 99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
When people say that homosexuality is too hard for...
mira-of-sassgard: It’s really not that hard is it to say, “Sometimes boys like boys and sometimes girls like girls. Now eat your fucking jello.” Because of that gif I read that in Dean’s voice and it was fucking perfect.
grand-theft-chicken: i-have-been-johnlocked: tolkienjrr: flargalargalarg: oniongrass: koppuri: hello 911 i cant draw my otp hello 911 I cant draw hello 911 I can’t hello 911 i - i - i - i i YOU JUST HAD TO TAKE IT DOWN THAT ROAD I believe someone forgot to turn out the lights
mytoecold: A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.” I wrote this: Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me. Love, Drew